The Evil Walker

The evil walker, walked in the woods,

in the woods he walked, walking all the time

he was taller than the crawler, who crawled in the holler,

he stepped over rivers and leaped over hills.

He was meaner and leaner, and a whole lot cleaner,

than the crawler in the holler, that was so much smaller

who crawled on his belly, and was a whole lotta smelly,

he slid under leaves and lived under rocks.

The evil walker, walked in the woods,

and he talked when he walked, and he stalked when he talked,

he looked for the crawler, which was so much smaller

so he could smoke him on the grill, and make him a meal,

cause the evil walker, walked in the woods

…and he was hungry as hell.

 

Copyright 2015 Othen Cummings