I had a pet slug, it's name was Doug and it wasn't a bug, but it lived in my rug, and acted like a thug, when it slimed my pug, and was really smug, as it gave me a shrug, so I put it in a mug, and gave it a chug, then I went ugh, it tasted like krug and felt like a drug, the nurse gave me a hug, and started to pull the plug, but before I died I felt a tug and out popped Doug.
