Samuel had a thing in his pocket...

Samuel had a thing in his pocket,
He fed it every day,
His thing got really big,
His thing in his pocket.
Samuel tried to hide the thing in his pocket,
But everyone could see this thing,
This thing in Samuel's pocket.
The thing got bigger every day,
Samuel fed his thing all the time,
This thing, that thing in his pocket
The thing got so big,
Samuel couldn't hide this thing anymore,
Samuel had a thing,
A thing in his pocket,
Now a thing has Samuel in its pocket,
And it fed Samuel every day,
This thing that had Samuel in its pocket.

~Othen Cummings